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> Yo Momma!, Tell you best "Yo Mamma" Jokes!
Wanderer
Posted: Jun 20 2010, 01:46 AM
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Yo mommas so fat, last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
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Posted: Jun 20 2010, 02:12 AM
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Yo mama so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what's on the other side.
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Posted: Jun 20 2010, 03:03 AM
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yo mamas so fat that the scientist thought her ass was a planet.
yo mamas so stupid that it took her 2hours to watch the show 60mins.

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Posted: Jun 20 2010, 03:32 AM
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Yo momma's so stupid, when she got locked up in a bed store, she slept on the floor.

Your mamma's so stupid she sold her car for petrol money.
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Posted: Jun 20 2010, 05:18 AM
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Yo momma's so fat, that when she jumped for joy... she got stuck.

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Posted: Jun 20 2010, 05:42 AM
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Yo momma's so fat, when she walked pass the TV, the world cup was over.
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Posted: Jun 20 2010, 07:04 AM
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Yo momma so fat, her high school picture was an aerial shot.
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Posted: Jun 20 2010, 09:33 AM
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ur momma so fat shes on both sides of the family
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Posted: Jun 20 2010, 09:39 AM
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Yo mamma so fat, She is actually your teacher at your school
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Posted: Jun 20 2010, 02:23 PM
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QUOTE (mprasetya @ 4 hours, 44 minutes ago)
Yo mamma so fat, She is actually your teacher at your school

That doesnt make any sense...

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.


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Posted: Jun 20 2010, 03:04 PM
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yo momma so fat she shits in a litter box cause she be too heavy for them toilets.
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Posted: Jun 20 2010, 03:16 PM
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Yo momma so fat, when she fell in love she broke it

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Posted: Jun 20 2010, 04:34 PM
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Posted: Jun 20 2010, 04:41 PM
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Yo mamas eyes are so small that the only time you see them open is when she's playing DDR.

Yo mama so old she got more friends than Tom on Myspace

Yo mama so old she saw Passion of the Christ live.

Yo mama so stupid she thought a bus full of white kids was a large Twinkie with wheels.

Yo mama so stupid that it takes her an hour to watch 30 minutes.
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Posted: Jun 20 2010, 05:30 PM
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Yo mama so fat that when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her she didnt even move.
Yo mama so fat she ate over 9000 Twinkies in less than an hour.

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Posted: Jun 20 2010, 06:35 PM
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yo momma so ugly her raging demon super move is a kill period.
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Posted: Jun 20 2010, 06:45 PM
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Yo momma so old, that her 1st grade picture had jesus in it
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Posted: Jun 20 2010, 06:54 PM
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Yo momma so ugly, she joined a ugly contest and they said "sorry, no pro's!"
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Posted: Jun 20 2010, 07:11 PM
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QUOTE (Neutralization @ 2 hours, 37 minutes ago)
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

1st post ? LOL.

yo momma so stupid she got locked in the supermarket and starved to death.
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Posted: Jun 20 2010, 07:54 PM
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Yo mama so fat when she sits down,the whole world goes down with her.
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Posted: Jun 20 2010, 08:08 PM
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Yo momma so fat she looks like GT3 RS.


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Posted: Jun 20 2010, 08:12 PM
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Yo momma so fat, she has her own orbit.
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Wanderer
Posted: Jun 20 2010, 09:01 PM
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QUOTE (Snow @ 53 minutes, 3 seconds ago)
Yo momma so fat she looks like GT3 RS.

Ouch... unsure.gif .... laugh.gif
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Posted: Jun 21 2010, 12:59 AM
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Yo momma so fat, she broke the scales of the Biggest Loser.
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Posted: Jun 21 2010, 01:27 AM
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QUOTE (Snow @ 5 hours, 19 minutes ago)
Yo momma so fat she looks like GT3 RS.

yo momma so far, she retard like you are.
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