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Noob guide to tuning, noob guide to tuning
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QUOTE (Oddmanout84 @ Jun 9 2011, 09:29 AM) | Neat little guide, but it barely scratches the surface more than games like Forza 3 do when you buy your videogame car upgrades. There's a LOT more to it. |
1. Install new turbo 2. Do lots of math 3. Upgrade fuel injectors 4. Realize that your stock ECU is going insane 5. Realize that YOU are going insane 6. Buy standalone programmable ECU 7. Weep 8. Install and tune standalone 9. Bang head against workbench 10. Scream swear words at your car in languages you didn't even know you could speak 11. Break engine because you ran it too soon 12. Rebuild engine w/upgraded internals 13. Re-map standalone 14. Realize that you're an idiot for leaving the stock sensors in place 15. Break radiator, for no good reason, at all 16. Dyno 17. Get angry at dyno results 18. Turn up boost 19. Break engine, again 20. Weep 21. Rebuild engine 22. Go broke 23. Receive divorce papers 24. Buy beater car 25. Weep 26. Bang head against workbench 27. Go to first divorce hearing... lose everything except project car 28. Join Army 29. Get deployed 30. Buy more stuff for project car, w/ deployment pay 31. Hook up with hot female medic 32. Return home from deployment 33. Forego PTSD therapy, for more garage time w/ project car 34. Medic breaks up with you 35. Weep 36. FINALLY listen to Oddmanout's advice 37. Build car properly 38. Enjoy 39. Ex wife wants you back.... and she's been working out 40. Weep.... with joy, for once.
[ Post merged on Jun 14 2011, 10:27 AM ] See what happens when you listen to people with experience?
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