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I had to take a piss really bad one time during a battle so my friend switched out with me in the middle of the race. When I got back I switched back in and still won the race. Win win situation!

i was at tha arcade and this guy wanted to and this guy wanted to dupe is 8,000 km r34 (MT3) THIS IS NOT ME I TAKE NO CREDIT AND DON'T MEAN TO TALK ABOUT IT AS GETTING A WARN!!! then as he goes to pull it out the card gets error and the card disappears lol

That's hilarious.

Getting an FT R34 from a friend two weeks back, when I was an uber noob. And then racing her on Osaka with it, she had a Hiace. I failed miserably, crashing on all the red corners and then catching up on the straight, only to fall behind again.

my buddy once 810 a car in mt2 with just 1 credit the tech guy 4got 2 close the coin slot so me & him took turns doing story mode with this 1 card, pretty funny

This post has been edited by N643 on Jun 9 2009, 12:06 AM

I'd say another funny story would be watching jabba TA, and then completely forgetting about the story mode race that was loading in front of me.

I was like "OH SHI-" and took the red corner into the tunnel on C1 inbound at like warp speed

This one guy (w/ an obscenely-named card, if you know how to read it) was watching from the neighboring cab as I did some Ghost and Story races. He blanched when I did a Nagoya Ghost @ 800, said "Whoa, this guy's good.", and instantly hit the red button.

heres a funny story, some guy sold his chun e3 2 this kid & the dude convinced him that the chun is HIS card & it was legit, so that kid believed him & bought the card

since i over heard that i later pulled put out my chun e3 & battle him & the kid filpped, he thought that he was the only 1 with a chun e3, after the race he ran 2 get his money back & i laughed

This post has been edited by N643 on Jun 13 2009, 06:40 AM

ahahhaha

iam the real SPW


cant joke about that, theres so f**king many of them look at the machine and its got all the ranks

We've got a similar problem - all the kids seem to use dupes or hacks; on top of that, those are bought then resold, at times almost in the blink of an eye.
The folks who still have their original cards are either the old-school players or the rookies who actually take the time to make their own, shortcuts be damned.

Anyway, that story IS classic. So the kid flipped - if you know the ending, would like to hear it; presumably the guy also flipped upon seeing the kid running him down - LOL, almost like the Terminator chasing John Connor to demand a refund.

This post has been edited by raven111 on Jun 13 2009, 02:53 PM

yep, even funnier was the seller try 2 past it off by said he sold a copy 2 me as well, but i told the kid i never seen this dude in my life, & that i got my copy of chun e3 from HK (yes i lied about that part i really got it from a buddy)

Arcade World MT2

*inserts card into game*
Random guy: Hey, where do you get those cards?
Me: From here. *points at the game*
RG: Oh, from the ticket counter? *looks over*
Me: No, here. *points again*
RG: Wow!! Really!?! THAT'S CRAZY!!!! *walks away*

.....

The funniest thing that ever happened to me wasn't even some one stupid

my friend Brett and i were joking around while battling each other and he started tapping the mode button to boost and i don't know if i just wasn't paying attention or what but i swear to god the game spawned a truck right in front of me


Haha now of course we have an ongoing truck spawning joke

and technically that was the best i have ever seen boost work lolz

so don't use the mode button for boost

just for truck spawning

I got fished by a 5-year old who kept swearing at me.

He used a stock car against me.

Everytime I pulled ahead, he swore at me.

And his mum was just standing there doing nothing at all.

Oh well

Yesterday my 1st game of the day was fishing a 130hp s30 guest car.


Im fkn around blah blah.

I see a truck.


OH! Let me bait him, baits, he goes like 50m back.

He then gets off the machine, slaps my stomache as hard as he can 4 times and in a chinese accent he goes "Why so cheap"

Im like f**k u GTFO NUB LOOOL

Maybe my story doesn't funny but it's a little silly.
In Bandung I'm the only one who use FC(at that time)/
When I was playing ghost mode vs hakone king a kid showed up.

Loading screen....
He saw my car and got interested and then watch me battlle.
While I'm hardly tried to pass the RX8 the kid asked me:"what car do you drive?"

me:"FC."
kid:"what is FC?"
me:"it's the older model of RX7
kid:

After I won the battle..

kid:"It's not rx7 it's a cheat car!!"
me: " no it's not,it's the fc the older model of rx7."
kid:"No you lie! it's not rx7 it's have different shape! It must be a cheat car that's why you won! I have rx7,here I'll prove it!"

Then he play..(Rx7 FD 500 hp)
kid:"Look!! this is rx7 and yours is a cheat car! Hakone king is hard to defeat!"
me:"Of course they are! If they aren't good they'll not become the king."
kid:"And you can because you use cheat car!
me:":blink:
kid:"let me try your car!"
me:" fine,here.."

the kid play using my card.He choose ghost mode and challenge the osaka king(evo8).

select your handling...
kid:"what's this??"
me:"you need to choose your handling,just hit the gas."
kid:"okay,but why I can't choose my rx7(fd) handling??"
me:"that's because ypu haven't completed your story."

the game started..
kid:"wow,this cheat car is faster than my rx7!"
me:
the kid lost..
kid:"Can I have this cheat car??"
me: "of course not,and this is not a cheat car! Give me my card!
kid:(scared) here.."
me: If you want a proof just play without inserting your card and then select mazda and keep browsing then you'll see FC."
Then I walked away.
me:"WTF FC is a cheat car??"(I said to myself)

thats one of the most funniest things...

heres mine...kid with present card....825...unshaded...a friend of mines...
used it to battle me..and go...haha im undefeated..yeah..u suk...
after pwnage of 4000m on hakone...hes like....hmm...u cheated...and after 5 times...the card is turned into disdard...he was like...wtf!?!?!?
buy card menu...he chose no....and play with stock...then he made a card with the stock Z34 he chose...instead of the bloody discard....and...this kid got a beard....for some wierd reason...not joking...a beard....a real one...i dont even have one...and im 15...hes probably..less than 10...since hes like 1m 20 or 30?


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slap stomache wtf!??!?!?
not slap face..but slap stomache..hmm

1 kid told me

Kid: Dude can you upgrade your Evo X to gear 6?
Me: no...
Kid: Oh, how come your other car is better and has a gear six?
Me: because i tuned it alot of times already...
Kid: what game are you playing?
Me: Im playing this game alot of times cant you see? your standing there like 30 mins already :|

so the other day i was playing pvp vs 2 ppl on hakone outbound
i was using my fc(not FT yet),there was this other dude with a rx8(FT),and another guy with an r34
i was head-to-head with the rx8,the r34 was nowhere to be found
after the last corner there was this hill,i was taking the right lane,the rx8 took the left,and when we reached the top of the hill....*kablam* the r34 hit my fc,the rx8 dude won by 0m -__-

was playing with my buddy(Darren) when suddenly 2 10 yr olds came on and joined us..

Select course screen...

Kid 1: Hakone??

Me: Sure sure... Can also

Darren: Anything la (lmao w/ Malaysian accent)

After picking the song

Me: *omg, not S.P.W clones again*

*Both kids used 825/DG and we Lol-ed*

*Sure enough my buddy and me had a 1&2 win, pawning them over 1000M (lmao XD)*

Kid 1: Hey, cheater! How come your car so fast one ? I've got 825BHP and you only have 760BHP

Kid 2: Yah la! Not fair, how you all cheat?

Darren: Ever heard of handling before?

* I lol-ed*

Kid 2: No! You guys cheated! See?? I even have 10k+ battle stars (obviously not earned by him since it's a damn clone)

Me: Battle Stars don't power up your car, dude (looking at my own lolable 180+ stars)

*Certainly they ran off straight after that*

Me: lolz, Kids these days ~~~

I've seen many of these peoples playing the game with *funny styles*.. I think that's enough to made me somewhat like ROLFMAO... O_o

??? That's not even specific ....... obviously people something which is funny here.

Vsing my friend
1 on 1 osaka course
i was like losing 30ish meters where he was like hahahaha suck sh.t
i win, turns around and laughs and bleh
i was like ... continues going
he crashes into the truck
and i was liek bye bye
1st
and he was like *rage* WAT THE........
LOLOLOL cracked me up so badly
then after he like "lets nagoya this out"
he lost pretty badly, he cant do that sneaky blue turn or the red so yee oh wells

well i saw this guy with a FT r32 vs a 815 legacy on hakone & funny thing was the r32 was using 760/b the legacy was 800/dg

& guess what the legacy not just won but he took the lead at the beginning kept it though the whole race while the r32 was lost my 30km

& whats even funnier is that the driver of the r32, thats actually his card

so then i went over & beat the legacy guy by 30m afterward

& later that day i saw a guy with the card name & im not lying "imGAY", yes im gay was his card name & i was like WTH

30km is like...4 times longer than the course itself...

@ N643, 30km in Hakone is a bit impossible as the course is only 8km in length...

Had a 12 year old kid with a 800hp car against a stock car with a girl. After the race, I asked the girl if I can teach him a lesson. Used a 800hp present card off the ground and versed him with it. He was rather cocky and said he'll wipe the floor with me. I whipped though with advantage 500m and not even playing serious. The kid got aggro and just tried continuously to beat me. XD

Eventually he beat me, but his face went shat when I took out the FT'ed cars. XD