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Yesterday afternoon I went to work on a couple of renames that I wanted to finish at Japan Arcade. One of them was a C1 rank JZA80 with no dress-up at all. I wanted to see how finishing the last 20 chapters to get to 825hp/DG would be while driving a stock dress car the whole way.

Some dude with a B4 rank Evo8 comes in, challenges me. He picks Nagoya, I pick Osaka. Osaka gets chosen and I hear him go "ah sh*t"

Whole race consisted of him constantly tapping me into the wall and going "oops sorry" "my bad" "oops didn't mean to". The last straw was when got in front of me at this corner and cut me off right into the inside wall. Don't get me wrong, I can race dirty or clean, it all depends on if you want to or not. Just don't try to bullsh*t me and pretend your ramming is just crappy driving. (he kept getting pissed at my bro 008 for racing him too hard )

So near the end, I managed to keep just ahead of him but not enough to pull far away from him. I just wanted to let him stay right on my rear bumper, then we got to this corner where I brake checked him and he ran into me, shoved me clean through the corner and he hit the outside wall on the ramp hard. Then I just scooted away for the last 2km or so.

Moral of this story: I love being fish bait.

love the pictures man

if wasnt that funny for me but i was playing mt and the whole arcade blackouted and i thought i lost my card into the machine but lucky it spat it back out

lol m arcade blackout to and all you can here is the last coin drop when i was exchanging

dosent make sense

hear sorry misspelt, all you can hear is the last coin drop when it blackout

'kudos for using map references xD

Hehe. It's easier to show them than go "oh yea dat one corner wit da ramp and da yellow sign".

That happened to me twice,I have an MR2 card with 0km

I was battlin pros at wangan with my z34 as usual and to my surprise i was leading after they all crashed i think, and i led by 500m+ and like, i got very worried about how to take those corner down coz i got no exp, so i 5th gear'd , slow downed adn brake and drift and i got passed and i crashed i lost

Biggest fail i ever done!

Had 2 lulz today.

1.These 2 guys were playing against each other on MT2 with stock cars. They both made cards for no reason. So when the game was over,they didnt notice what card the machine was talking about (we have swipecards here to start up) when the Card has been ejected screen showed up. So the guy on the left swiped his card 4 or 5 times until I finally quit laughing and pulled it out for him. The guy on the right pulled his out then. Then they both start up again,and then the guy on the right puts his card in backwards and the data read error message pops up. So he thenputs it in correctly. Meanwhile,his friend,not knowing how to use his newly aqquired card that he did not know was there,makes another useless card. Then the right guy starts story mode Ch1,and left guy is going wtf why cant I challenge him. Lord....... They then figure it out and start a battle on C1 inbound. They come up to the suicide left on C1 in and right guy slams the wheel hard to left,hard enough to get the wheel error message. So then he starts shaking the machine to see if itll come back on.
Left guy gets up while the attendant is there,and then they both walk off.
I sit down and start playing from there with 4 free games


2. After I was done with MT2 for the day,I go over to MT3,only to find 2 kids (5yr old girl and 10yr old boy) with their mom playing against each other on NBL. They had just gotten off of C1 and were at the turn where the highway splits into 2 ramps. The boy, who was sliding his FD like most noobs do,immediately put his right hand high in the air and yelled "LOOK MOM,IM LIKE DA DRIFT KING OFFA TOKIO DRIFT!"

That seriously made my day

This post has been edited by GT3 RS on Mar 16 2010, 07:11 PM

Aww thats so cute :3

Not so much as funny as it is amusing. Today while I was doing Outruns on my newly tuned R35, a guy next to me (who was doing VS battle with his friend for quite a while), did something unusual - he played WMMT3 while stepping on the pedals with ONLY HIS LEFT FOOT! (he kept his right leg under his left like sitting indian style). He ended up beating his friend. I somewhat sarcastically complimented his amusing style, and he replied that he just got lucky that he won.

Never underestimate a girl.

Got pics or videos? Lol

just because they are girls and kids,
doesn't mean to let your pride and ego get in the race
as said in various threads already a star is a star no matter where you got it from.

always funny when i managed to steal 1-2 stars from 3rd place to 1st or 2nd at the last corner with my ms6 and hearing the disbelief gasps.

I was concentrating on my TA and suddenly a small boy come beside my gear box and say i help you korkor. (elder brother in chinese)

Why didnt you let him?!?!?! He might of beena pro in disguise

the only good girls ive raced b4 was this one chick in chq card name "rose" or smth like that, n one or two of them in HK

that is just epic FAIL =)

go back 2 hk & look 4 a team call lady club there pretty good i heard

Classic "Tortoise & Hare" story, buddy...

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Did a back-to-back race against my friend the other day:
*NBL: Evo9 vs. R32 -- lost
*WANGAN: RX-8 vs. R32 -- won

During the NBL run, we started off on Kiba; just before it dumped us from the final curve onto Wangan, we ran across 2 trucks blocking both, making it possible to either slip thru the shoulder or diagonally between them. I took a minute to think, then yelled "MINE!", slipping diagonally -- and shoving him into the left-hand ToyoACE.
My friend made a comment about generosity -- for what I can't remember -- to which I laughed and said, "Generosity killed the cat...waitaminute, that's 'curiosity', right?"
And then Karma shoved me into the HiAce preceding the right-hand truck right.

This post has been edited by raven111 on Apr 22 2010, 07:19 PM