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On topic, the funniest thing that happened to me is that I happened to hit the wall too many times (since my UCF10 is a heavy car) before frantically catching up with the AI on story mode and managed to win. Somehow, the Celsior I was driving was a little too difficult to control, IMO.

@cabbie: That, my friend, will make anyone's day.

@May@: What the deuce -- "a friendly friend"?

This post has been edited by raven111 on Apr 21 2011, 05:15 PM

just putting out there!
the funniest thing that ever happen to me was that I zero stop myself TWICE on the C1 dividers...
ok not that funny HI EVERYONE!

@Raven: exactly. I was right beside them so I said really loudly "er..what is a friendly friend? You mean there's such thing as an unfriendly friend?"

Unfortunately, they ignored me X((

That said, I'm willing to bet that they were still kids. Their idea of 'friendly friend' means tag teaming in battles. Epic fail.

Ghost battle race
Shoved an opponent into the toll divider. Watched in the rear view mirror as it played pinball with the other divider. I lol'd.
Hey, that ghost deserved it. D-bag pushed me into a van >_>

The other day i was versing my friend and a guest in c1 inward. There was less than 1km left and we kept trying to ram each other into the last divider. We both ended up hitting the divider and as we laughed off the crash we completely forgot about the guest.....who overtook us and won. f**k D:

This post has been edited by Greentea on Apr 23 2011, 04:34 PM

greentea, if i was watching i will definately litterally LOL.

That's tragic!

And so the tortoise was able to beat not just one but two hares in a race XD

Damn tortoise Was good fun and a pretty good laugh so it was okay

ur mom is a tortoise

The most funniest thing tat happen to me was whn i was vsing my cousin friendly race he was infront of me and he braked hard and i was stunned and i just bump him and he hit a yellow car and the yellow car went nuts pinballing around like one 1200hp car with huge boast ramming around i was after tat we began to heat things up we quickly end tis game as it is lunchtime and we will hungry........................

The funniest thing that happened when playing MT? Playing with someone who is wearing a helmet. (Seriously, this happened the last meetup I was in)

You think that's bad?

One of the staff members dressed me up in a mexican outfit and made me play ITG ( dance game with the 4 arrows ) and MT.

I had...

. A sombrero
. A fake moustache and goatee
. Fake sideburns
. A 101 Dalmations towel as my cloak

I got called a faggot so many times ^^

Of course it isn't! Anyway, they did it for teh lulz. Even, they tried to force teh helmet down once on a fat guy and it won't fit

Why chu make fun of fat people huh?

As for my mexican outfit... I asked for a hat cause i found tickets lying around the place, then the staff member decided to randomly dress me up. The staff there have a habit of dressing up randomly

Gotta love playtime Nice staff with good humour

This post has been edited by Greentea on May 11 2011, 03:19 AM

Not making fun of him, it just happened.

This one little kid, quite irritating in asking questions to EVERYBODY (including a Crown-taker during his run), claimed "his" R32 ("Asura") he was using was 825 "legit" from MT2's ground-up, and that he's "very good".

But bursting his bubbles one-by-one, there's several things wrong w/ his story...:
-'his' R32 is indeed 825, but "legit" (from MT2) w/ the meter for the amount of money he claims to have spent? Sure, he's got the meter, but that's a load of bull considering how he drives -- there's no possible way he could've gotten the MT2 meter by himself.
-this kid apparently comes from Millilani, claims to be the 'original' 'Asura'. This is false as AFAIK, the 'original' Asura is a racer @ from down near Honolulu.
-relating to the first, he claims to be 'very good', but drives really crappy. Reliant on playing dirty -- ground me out at the finish line in one race, rammed me (or tried to) right off the line in the next race!

Anyways, he challenged me and asked me for "give him chance" -- to which I just laughed at him! Two other racers I know jumped in at that point, and we 4-wayed on Fukuoka @ 780. Wish I'd had someone to record that race, not just for 'Asura''s claim of being "very good" (and winding up last), but for the INSANE amount of traffic during that race. I know a higher rank affect traffic patterns/volume, but for only B5/A?/A?/S4, it was totally WTF/OMG! -- many times during that race have trucks popped up in BOTH lanes and arranged so that a direct approach was close to impossible.



Btw, those two who jumped in knowing not why I'd LOLed were also LOLing when they learned what exactly he'd asked me...

This post has been edited by raven111 on Jul 1 2011, 08:18 AM

i think traffic spawns are quite random now than in DX
even with two N class,two s7 the traffic spawns are still OMGWTF

The funny thing around my area is that little kids will start swearing when i ram him to a wall or a truck
Okay maybe little kids arent mature enough but still some grown ups..older than me,im 18 FYI, still swears when he got badly slowed during the last corners..even with music in loud i can still hear him swearing ><
For fish sake its just a game..



[ Post merged on Jul 3 2011, 01:49 AM ]

friendly friend=dont swear to u
unfriendly friend=keep swearing to u

...okay, I can accept that.

Re. "friendly friend", it's just a random thing you don't hear every day -- which for some reason made me think of Donald Rumsfeld's famous quote

This post has been edited by raven111 on Jul 3 2011, 01:59 PM

ahahaha the machines are back to troll us i guess

idk if its funny...

i was playing story mode on hakone stage since im a beginner my gtr bump
all over hakone like a pinball haha felt ashamed of myself but what really bother me is
how i finish that story. lol

This post has been edited by okatokat on Jul 14 2011, 08:34 AM

A week ago two guys from a rival racing team came to my teams regular arcade in Shanghai. I was the only one to represent and they proceeded to mess with me 2v1 then on Yoko I don't know what happened but they smashed into the toll booth together I rammed in between the both of them and one guy got stuck and the other guy no matter how hard he tried couldn't get around me. I one off an on after that but that made me physically laugh at them. It what the chinese call "bao ying" karma.