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you know some of those dads that hold their kid while playing driving games...well this kid peed his pants while sitting on his dad's lap while he's playing MT

Me and my friends literally saw this dark stain on this kid's pants as he kept telling his dad he needs to go pee pee...anyways, we were gonna get on after the kid and his dad finish playing, but we straight up just left cuz it's gonna stink

Murphy's Law of Gaming: AI certainly doesn't mean the computer's stupid, but it also doesn't mean the computer won't fudge (around) w/ you.

http://wmexpressway.net/index.php?showtopi...00&#entry623056

Just because the computer can.
Almost scary when you think about it: when Judgement Day happens, Skynet'll achieve total victoly simply by playing head games.

This post has been edited by raven111 on Nov 15 2011, 08:21 PM

Bumping this.

Got another glitch. Chapter 978 starts near the C1 dividers toward the C1/NBL fork. Reina's R pulled ahead, followed by Makoto's Z -- and yes, followed by me.
Makoto goes into the second set's right side w/ me, starts grinding me leftwards toward the pillar. So I cross across her nose to avoid it -- like so, and just barely:

Enter the right stall. As I'm doing this, I end up being ground into the pillar despite my efforts -- and having my left-rear quarter glitching through the pillar. (Way I told my friend was "I was dragged w/ my ass hanging out through the C1 divider.")
And like the tollbooth episode from WMMT3, I got bounced back despite the fact that, top-down, the pillar's shaped like a lower-case "L" -- and not an I-beam.

haha.. that was very funny!

Didn't happen to me, but to the player playing next to me. Got beaten VERY badly in a ghost battle with his 760/DG R34 to a 500/B Evo VIII, 100+ meter gap.

Bricks were almost shat.

I got the WMR soundtrack on a shaded card. So many bricks shat.

^Was racing this guy.

ALL ALONG THE ENTIRE FUKUOKA TRACK HE WAS UNKNOWINGLY RAMMING TRAFFIC CARS INTO ME BY BUMPING THEM SLIGHTLY.

WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING.

I mean c'mon, yeah it's part of the game.

BUT DAMN MAN IT'S ONE THIGN TO RAM ME WITH YOUR CAR, IT'S ANOTHER THING TO RAM ME WITH THOSE TRAFFIC CARS.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

EVIL I TELL YOU LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL QQ

Bricks were shat hard.

Still, don't blame you, wouldn't anyway, and would love to race you again XD

This post has been edited by AeonClock on Jun 12 2012, 09:53 PM

I still blame your SSS class S30.

Raced multiple mass battles yesterday. I generally highlight Yokohane in the hopes of getting Yokohane-Upward; LOL'd at how one guy LOL'd that I'd done so, then went ZOMG when we actually did race it -- with trafficloads galore!

Pretty sure it was the same guy who LOL'd at his friend when racing an Osaka 4-way, saying "who's in last place?" -- only to eat a ToyoAce an instant later!

was playing a 3 way race with my friend on C1 anti clockwise

we were chasing an enemy R34 and when near the C1 divider of doom

we were side by side before entering and we tried ramming each other, in my mind i was thinking we gonna crash one way or another with 2 car entering the tunnel gap


but the amazing thing happen, we made it out with 2 cars side by side entering the tunnel gap and we able to continue.

we were using a R34 and GDB-C

This one is old news but:

Racing at Osaka with an Osaka whore (black american looking guy from middle east w/ M.E. accent) and it was a tight race (race got divided into 2) He was ramming me (I don't mind) because he was giggling so I figured I'd jump along for the lolz. Then on the final stretch he was cruising; not bothering to ram since there was a 7m constant advantage between me and him. I grinded at the inside (where my name doesn't show under his screen) then when he thought he won...

He smiled giving me the "I won but good race; you're okay too" look but when he looked back at his screen, it shows 2nd.

I was 1st by 1m.

We all laughed hard for that epic ninja win.

Was using a R35 and it wasn't even FT'd that time. :v

Thought I was seeing things. My friend selected Brys's ghost, but it switched to Weavr.

There's this one time i'm battling this kid with a 600HP RX-8 with my (just) 600HP R33 at the Yokohane upwards(to C1) i'm in front of him, then there's this truck poped up when we're going for the apex of the (gentle turn) then i was like:daganabit, i'll crash into this truck anyhow, but hey, i managed to get in the gap between the truck and the wall, and the other guy crashed into the truck, leaving me a 100+m gap between me ad the RX-8 guy.

I still think the funniest 600HP story might be a fellow player challenging me, going 720 on NBL -- and me accidentally starting @ 600/HG! Still managed to beat him w/ a fair amount of advantage...and I think it may have been AO.

Recently told my friends about this; the only time I recalling them LOLing just as hard was when I told them about my friend's gf playing "RE: Operation Raccoon City".

(Saw a fist fight because the two players rammed eachother)

Wow, why so serious? It's just a game -- the whole thing about "what happens in Vegas", in the 50-50 sense, kinda applies. What happens in game SHOULD stay in-game...

This post has been edited by raven111 on Jun 20 2012, 10:53 AM

Cuz some ppl call ppl out & shit happens when u do that

yeah, same for me, i was in a 4-way battle with my friends from school( an evo 9, a R34, and a R35), the finish line was like 100m away, and i was almost winning when a black Chaser spun out and hit me. Later the (fat) guy who owned the R34 said that it was him, but i don't believe him. he was behind me the whole time, how can he mysteriously passed me and then spun out???!

1st WTF moment of 2011.

This post has been edited by NoirSuede on Jun 20 2012, 09:06 PM

i beat a guys ghost on hakone and he then raged and said all kinds of random crap like i shouldnt have been able to beat him because im not "on his level" and that because of that, all of my TA times are fake because i took the crown he held on "his map". too funny how a grown man can get all butt hurt and cry over a video game lol

This post has been edited by AXEL on Jun 30 2012, 12:47 PM

that's like more fail then funny but it is funny to watch a game rage like that.

Had a 3 way free for all, and the guy who lost in hakone spun in circles at the loop branch and yeah, shit happened.

I learnt something new, if i wanna stop ppl in battles like that, dont park there , they dodge.

So?
Spin your car like a donut and f**k everyone's games.

hahahahahahahaha.

INCREASE THE CHANCES

That moment when I was leading the last 1KM in a 4-way battle in Hakone...then the last guy, who was left 500m behind crashes into me when he comes in to the last loop and costs me the race! Man, all four of us were laughing after that battle

A kid was playing by my side, he wanted to beat the king of yokohane but failed so many time.
At the time i start playing till the end, he was still there. I estimated, he loss about 30 times and wasted so much money.

a few weeks ago at megamall... there was a guy who tried to challenge a Wangan King spot and the most insane thing he did was his car was a RX-8 and tuned only at 6XX hp and to boot his skill was much of a beginner wherein he can't drive straight or even drives like a drunk person

in summary of that funny moment
my reaction: facepalm.png
other's reaction: picard's WTF.jpg
my friends reaction: trollface.jpg

@edge619blue
if that kid loses by 1XXm or more then that's blasting cash if that kid manages to lose up to last 3-5m of the race then the kid is good but not good enough =P

This post has been edited by vash944 on Sep 5 2012, 09:55 PM

He loses about 150-200 km and i was like facepalm, and stop challenging it.
I wish he just gave the load to me.